just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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