i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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