How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I won't apologize to a one balled man
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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