We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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