i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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