I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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