But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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