walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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