Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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