But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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