even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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