for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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