i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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