when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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