Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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