You're completely useless in the revolution.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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