I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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