Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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