summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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