if you like me you must not know who I am
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There r osticjed everywhere
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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