what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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