Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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