i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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