Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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