Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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