When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
