There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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