she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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