Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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