Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
