Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He shit in the fireplace
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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