omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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