I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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