she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
