uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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