But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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