Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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