when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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