We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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