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it was like his penis was on wheels.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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