ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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