so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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