it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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