How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
