we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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