well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
