69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Randomize
