I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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