I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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