Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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