i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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