I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize