and she was petting her beer can
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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