Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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